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darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant)

sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

OH MY GOD

(Source: exeters)

niggablvd:

This was our first night together, ever. I had just gotten her from the airport a couple of hours beforehand and we decided to pitch an 8 person tent and sleep outside. I remember not knowing when to kiss her or even hold her hand because I was so nervous but finally, when the others fell asleep, I turned to her and we kind of just lay face to face in silence. I kept inching myself closer and closer to her and brushing my lips over hers lightly. It was the most peaceful moment I’ve known yet my insides were exploding with adrenaline. She always tells me she didn’t see my kiss coming but I never fathomed how she couldn’t have expected it. And when we kissed I swear to God we did so for the next 10 minutes without even taking a break to breathe. It was pitch black but I didn’t need light to know that we were both smiling. She then turned around and I grabbed her and spooned her from behind. We held hands and we fell asleep just like that. The morning after, I got up while she still slept and I went to go buy her coffee (her fav kind - vanilla blonde roast from Starbucks) so that she’d have something nice to wake up to. I remember getting a text half way home from her being like “When will you be home, I miss you”. Fuck, I love reminiscing about our beautiful memories. This happens to be one of my favourites. She was (still is) so perfect. So soft and tender and inviting. I can’t wait to create new memories with you this summer. I wouldn’t rather be with anyone else.

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

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